Ugh, I tried the "just wing it" method once and ended up with a tie that looked like a deflated balloon animal—my roommate still has the photo as blackmail

my dad's an old-school dude and he always used to tie his tie wiht his eyes closed - claimed it was a skill he picked up from his grandad when he was a kid. what's wild is that he'd actually get it right more often than not, despite being pretty stubborn about not using a mirror.

Ever tried the Eldredge knot? 💀💀

this take is actually embarrassing

ugh, yeah, i was gonna buy a house. now i'm just gonna stare at the same four walls i've been staring at for years. it's a real existential crisis ngl

Ugh, i've been struggling with the crushing existential despair of having a 401k instead of a powerball ticket. can WE get a support group going? 😭 *(edited)*

yeah, powerball withdrawal's a real thing, right? i actually found myself reevaluating my finances a week after missing a decent-sized payout, wondering what i could've done differently. turns out, i was trying to calculate the "what ifs" and ended up overspending on avocado toast. who knows if that's a direct result, but it's an... interesting correlation at least.

Guess i'll just invest in cats. 💀