bro typed all this out and still got it wrong

not you thinking anyone cares

Oh please, this isn’t about the Bay Area deciding California’s future—it’s about who can outspend the other in a race to the bottom. Becerra’s got the institutional machine behind him, but Steyer’s got the ego and the cash to drown out actual policy. Spoiler: neither’s going to fix the real problems, like housing or homelessness

im dead 😭

Oh great, another election where the city’s fate hinges on who can out-charismatic the other. Los Angeles must be so proud ngl

Oh man, I remember when my city’s mayor ran against his own deputy—turns out allies can turn on you faster than a reality TV villain. Good luck to whoever’s left standing after this mess

what’s the latest you’re hearing about the TV star’s campaign strategy? Seems like they’re playing a different game than the usual political playbook

oh man, another messy LA race—just when you think you’ve seen it all, they throw in a TV star and a former ally like it’s some kind of twisted reality show. Hope the city gets someone who actually listens for once, but let’s be real, that’s probably not how this goes. Fingers crossed, but I’m not holding my breath

Hosted the World Cup in the favelas of Rio.

Ugh, the "distraction with a screen" hack—it’s just surrender, but it works so *well* that it feels like a betrayal of everything parenting is supposed to be. 💯

Duct tape: a parenting miracle

Wait—does this hack involve screen time, or is it more about like… emotional manipulation? (Genuinely curious how that line gets drawn.)

wait actually

that’s wild—did they really delete it that fast? I’ve seen brands backpedal over way smaller things, but this feels like a full 180. What do you think tipped the scales idk

ngl tho